It was just after sup they were gamblin' it up
At the ya'll come back casino
For all to see the lady next to me
Was playin' a game called Volkeno
I was doin' the same but on a poker game
Tryin' to make a royal flush
But in the game it pays the same
So I'll take a joker royal flush
On the row just over a gamblin' rover
Lost and got up to leave
And then I seen his gamblin' machine
Return to the menu screen
The games were the same but something looked strange
At least from my faraway view
So I walked on over to the row just over
To see if I could get a clue
On the top of the screen of the gamblin' machine
Sat a brand new Joker game
A meter was runnin' to add to the funnin'
But for me it's all the same
A new game to play if I find an overlay
On this game called Joker's Vault
But it can't be sized and fully analyzed
On all that software I bought
No hill for me because you see
I ain't no poser pro
I'll leave the floor and hit the door
With all the casino's dough
There ain't no doubt I can figure it out
Don't even need paper or pen
When it comes to a play I'll find a way
I'm the best that's ever been
So I went to work on the gamblin' math dirt
But not like a poser pro fumbler
It was time for me to crunch and see
What was my playable number
There's different configurations across the nation
I don't know what yours will be
But here I can say I got a play
When the meter builds to three
It's a one joker game....a two joker game
But that don't make me a clown
Win 8 out of 10 when I'm in
And I'll take the meter down
I've rode freight trains through the Idaho rain
Not knowin' where I'm bound
I'm a hard ass tramp from the labor camps
Nothin' gets me down
That was then, this is now
I'm flush and good to go
Yeah, I'm doin' swell but I came from hell
And I ain't no poser pro
