One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came
out.
She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine.
The more and more she did it, the more the soda came out.
After a while someone walked up to her and asked if they could please get a
soda.
The blonde looked at them angrily and said: "Get out of my face, I'm winning!"
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From: Frank <frank@progressivevp.com>
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, April 30, 2011 2:22:04 PM
Subject: [vpFREE] Re: Emergancy Contest
In the interest of hurrying this contest along I'm including Jokes.
Best joke I can tell on air wins.
~FK
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Re: [vpFREE] XVP- Re: Emergancy Contest
RE: [vpFREE] Re: Changing Machines
I lost $80. You don't think she was right, do you;-)
Chandler
----Now a good "storyteller" would have hit another one---maybe even 2! :)
Scot
[vpFREE] Valley View Casino Update
<<($4 = 1 Point on some VP machines)>>>
I randomly checked machines thoughout the casino and found no machines that matched this description. All video poker machines were $8 = 1 point.
Re: [vpFREE] Re: Emergancy Contest
A guy walks into a bar and says all lawyers are a-holes, a guy at the bar says
knock it off, the guy says why, are you a lawyer-Hell no I'm an
a-hole.......Rod...
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From: Frank <frank@progressivevp.com>
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, April 30, 2011 2:22:04 PM
Subject: [vpFREE] Re: Emergancy Contest
In the interest of hurrying this contest along I'm including Jokes.
Best joke I can tell on air wins.
~FK
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Re: [vpFREE] Re: Coast Connection Today 4/29/11
It seems to me that the "Fiasco" was a very small number of people being 86'd from the casino. If you consider how many people would have received and used those coupons, the whole "Fiasco" thing doesn't pass the smell test. I'd love to hear the whole story from someone who knew both sides and wasn't prejudiced to either one.
I'm not accusing any one of lying, but we all tend to put some kind of spin on things that happen, and if a wholesale 86'ing of AP's was taking place I think we would have heard more about it.
Regards
A.P.
--- On Sat, 4/30/11, seedub49 <seedub49@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: seedub49 <seedub49@yahoo.com>
Subject: [vpFREE] Re: Coast Connection Today 4/29/11
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, April 30, 2011, 5:47 PM
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Sai Sai" <gofastnismo@...> wrote:
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> Are they really trying to carry on with that fiasco from last time?
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If they are doing it again, odds are they didn't feel it was a fiasco last time. They might actually have been patting each other on the back, saying how great it was that they got rid of so many pros. Maybe they feel they can get rid of a few more in May that they missed last time.
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Re: [vpFREE] Re: Won my biggest jackpot /Now, Best Gambling Trip
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From: bluestreak5016 <bluestreak5016@yahoo.com>
To: vpFREE@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, April 30, 2011 1:10:03 PM
Subject: [vpFREE] Re: Won my biggest jackpot /Now, Best Gambling Trip
I became a Cowpoke (slot card newbie) at the Pioneer August 1995. Did you
all know the Pioneer Hotel & Gambling Hall had the first slot club in Nevada?
I think I was already using the Mad Money Club at Lady Luck by then.
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[vpFREE] Re: Coast Connection Today 4/29/11
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If they are doing it again, odds are they didn't feel it was a fiasco last time. They might actually have been patting each other on the back, saying how great it was that they got rid of so many pros. Maybe they feel they can get rid of a few more in May that they missed last time.
[vpFREE] Re: What would you do?
Responses to different posts:
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> Just the notion of being "productive" is modern. If you
> insist on being "productive", your only real option is to
> produce babies.
Perhaps so, perhaps we're just not speaking the language, but I would think anything that one can do to make survival less work or more certain for a primitive group would be helpful, and I could consider that to be productive activity. Adding to their population without a proportional addition to their food supply would be counter-productive, unless their food supply significantly exceeds their needs.
They probably don't have written
> language, you could do that, but it's probably a negative to
> their culture, since oral cultures are much richer.
Oral culture is fine, but if you introduce a little basic technology into their lives, that knowledge will be better preserved by written materials -- of course, I'm assuming, probably optimistically, that reading and writing will be taught to future generations AND that they'd need that to preserve the technological information, which would likely be pretty basic and subject to pretty easy oral communication.
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The following were good answers, for the most part, except for skipping the part where you observe and see what their needs are -- it may well be the case that saving labor is not a concern, and I'm assuming that if health-improving / survival aids are introduced, the island can support the increased longevity / infant survival / etc with adequate food.
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> 2. Scout the entire Island for natural resources
> 3. Introduce simple devices like the Archimedes Screw,
> lever, water wheel, and other labor saving devices, etc...
> (too long a list, I'm a history buff)
> 4. Work on creating paper from wood pulp. Make glue from
> milk as bonding agent.
> 5. Attempt to give them written language and mathematics
> 6. Personal hygiene, and if I was successful in creating
> glass lenses for magnification, show them bacteria.
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> Depending on natural resources available--Sure they'd have
> seaweed and sand.
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> 6. Show them how to make potash by burning seaweed and
> distilling it.
> 7. Create a kiln and get to work showing them how to make
> glass from silica and potash/ or quartz/potash.
> 8. Increase the yield of their crops by using the potash as
> a fertilizer.
> 9. If limestone deposits were available I'd show them how
> to make concrete.
> 10. If clay deposits were around introduce them to
> pottery.
> 11. If they had indigenous animals, I'd pass on leather
> working and tanning.
> 12. With metal deposits, show them how to craft metal
> tools. (pottery has to come first, to forge metal you must
> first have ceramic).
> 13. Time permitting (I'm probably old and dead by now). I'd
> continue the progression from bronze age up to industrially
> revolution giving them electricity, steam-power, etc...
> 14. If if found a wife, I would of course try to be a good
> father and pass on as much of myself to my children.
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> I would also be extremely careful to make sure their
> technology didn't exceed their wisdom, and I'd do nothing to
> remove their reverence of nature. I would not introduce the
> concept of money. I would not create weapons for them, even
> though I know how, unless they were in danger from other
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> >I would not introduce the concept of money. I would not
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> Good on you! You should teach them to make beer though!
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To this response, if it's serious (I expect not), I would remind everyone what the introduction of alcohol into American Indian life accommplished -- an exaggerated incidence of alcoholism (exaggerated compared to the incidence of the disease in the society introducing the alcohol to them).
--BG
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[vpFREE] Atlantic City Trip Question
I am going to AC in July. I have limited it to Showboat and Caesars since they are Caesars properties and have an outdoor pool. Is it worth it to pay the extra money to stay at Caesars or is it better to save the money and stay at Showboat. Thanks in advance. Jim
[vpFREE] Re: Emergancy Contest
In the interest of hurrying this contest along I'm including Jokes.
Best joke I can tell on air wins.
~FK
[vpFREE] Re: XVP - Cruise Excursions
We took this cruise a few years ago.
Email me for specific advice.
You won't have much of a choice in St. Petersburg unless you get a Russian visa. You are stuck with the 2 day tour. Which is pretty good by the way. Just don't dawdle. We almost missed the bus ad the tour leader did not count to make sure everyone was on board after lunch. I was in the hotel gift shop buying a box, and my husband had to run after the bus as it was pulling away.
Other than that, it was a fantastic cruise. RT Dover.
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, coachvee@... wrote:
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> Hi Gang:
> I know this is off topic, but Hedy and I were wondering if anyone on these
> boards has done a cruise to the Baltic countries and can give us advice
> about shore excursions in certain European ports.
> We will be sailing on Celebrity's Constellation in August out of Amsterdam
> with stops in Warnemunde (Berlin), Stockholm, Copenhagen, St. Petersburg,
> Helsinki and Tallinn. Most of the excursions offered by the cruise line
> (especially to Berlin, which is 3 hours from the port, and St. Petersburg) are
> very expensive. We were hoping to get some tips about local tour companies
> that were reputable, reliable and reasonably priced.
> Also, if anyone has been aboard the Constellation and can give us some info
> about the VP inventory onboard that would be helpful as well.
> We know many people on these boards are seasoned cruisers and willing to
> help out fellow VP warriors, so any advice would be greatly appreciated. If
> you'd like, you can email us privately. Thanks in advance.
> Regards,
> CoachVee & Hedy
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[vpFREE] Re: Hard Rock Las Vegas, the disappearing machines
Got my mailer, it was only slightly less than last month.
Also got an invite to a tournament in June.
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[vpFREE] Re: Won my biggest jackpot /Now, Best Gambling Trip
--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Mickey" <mickeycrimm@...> wrote:
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> I have no clue exactly how many multi-millions of hands of video poker I've played. But the best little royal run I ever had (where the royal odds were 40,000+) was at the Pioneer in Laughlin. I'm guessing it was about 1999 or 2000. There was a lucrative promotion going on. I was playing unlinked 101.8% flush attack.
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> I hit two royals on the same machine about an hour apart. I took a break then came back, sat down on another machine and promptly hit another royal. Flush Attack royal odds are about 45,000.
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> Incidentally, I was un-computerized in those days. I used the Paymar/Reul flush 50 strategy, then moved to the Tom Ski VPSM strategy.
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Once again I wonder how many times Mickey and me have been within ten feet of each other, back in the olden' days. He strikes a nerve when he talks up Laughlin with explicit detail, say circa 1999-2002 (through the River Run).
I became a Cowpoke (slot card newbie) at the Pioneer August 1995. Did you all know the Pioneer Hotel & Gambling Hall had the first slot club in Nevada?
I was barely educated in VP/Gambling in 1999 myself, no computer yet for me until Spring, 2001. My VP knowledge consisted of what was found in the local library and the paperback called "Videopokermania" (Dwight & Louise Crevelt, 1991). Who has that one in their library?
Their "Optimum Strategy" (page 89) had 19 lines, which included Three Cards to a Royal> High Pair. It worked for me.
Don Laughlin taught me the room comp game at his Riverside casino. You got two comped nights for your next visit for playing 500 points ($2,500 coin-in). But in January 1999, I was offered 3 nights on a special mailer, my first birthday comp. So I invited my new gal for our first out-of-town trip.
We checked-in, and was given two tickets for the daily promo, one pink and one blue ticket. Back then, the Riverside did four country themed weeks that ran into Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday. It must have been German week, something about the Oompah band. They elected a King and Queen each night, winning $500 and dinner at their Prime Rib Room.
Back then drawing tickets were issued for a lot of gambling feats. They also were issued for eating, sleeping and maybe even breathing. Probably a couple thousand of daily tickets in the drawing drum. We were playing quarter Jacks 9/6, on skinny IGT uprights on a bank between the pit and the high limit room. Anyone have a snapshot in their mind from then?
I went over to the drawing to check it out, leaving Helen at the pair of machines. I think we had cocktails pending? Well I won the drawing to be King with just one ticket in the drum. Helen was oblivious and was pissed that I did not return for a half an hour.
She got over it. I am not sure if we did the Prime Rib Room before or after the 3RF>Hi Pr royal or not? The next day on the same bank the second 3RF>Hi Pr royal appeared. Helen thought I made a deal with the devil and was ready to bolt if I got another one.
That was my best four-way gambling trip parlay! Thanks Don.
BS
PS
Tonight is Saturday of the River Run. Anyone seeing Bachman & Turner in the new Events Center at the Edgewater? Eric Burden was going to christen this new "E" Center last night.