The H.M.S. vpFREE shipwrecked in the rocks off a desert island. Only Frank and a few of his shipmates made it to shore. Before they knew it they were surrounded by hostile natives. Frank pulled out his trusty knife! The battle insued. The rest of Frank's shipmates were killed. Only Frank survived. He was captured. He was brought into the village and tied to a stake in the heat of day.
The natives had this huge black kettle. They lit a fire under it and brought the water to a big boil. Then the flap of a hut flew open. It was the Chief. The Chief walked up to Frank and said "Young man, would you like to be my dinner....or my son-in-law?"
The flap to another hut flew open. Out danced this big 300 pound girl with a big bone in her nose. Frank looked at the Chief and said "You know, Chief, that's a mighty cute daughter you have there. But you didn't have to give me the runt of the litter. I'm sure we'll be very happy, Chief. Bring many little chiefs! By the way, Chief, do you know how to make potash out of seaweed?"
