--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, "Mickey" <mickeycrimm@...> wrote:
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> What's a 2 cycle royal draught? It's nothing. Try 6. That's my record. But the opposite of it is 3 royals in less than four hours of play. It must have been a reverse gaff.
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> How about a quad draught? My record is 10 cycles. What's yours? Have you ever hit back to back quads? I have many times. What would you call that, a reverse gaff?
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> I deal with all kinds of frequencies, not just royal frequencies. There is one little game I play where the frequency is 344 to take off a mini meter. My record is 7.5 cycles to hit the damn thing. But the opposite is I've taken it off 4 times on the first game. I just love it when those reverse gaffs happen.
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> Another little game I play I have to get into the bonus round to take a mini meter off. My chances are 1 in 7 in the bonus round. About 1500 plays in five years and my record is 48 straight misses. Of course, the opposite is I've also hit it 3 times in a row. Don't you just love those reverse gaffs?
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> Now for 3000 hph. Not even close to possible on the single line machines you play at Santa Fe. But if I had some Amarillo Slim or Titanic Thompson in me I could easily win a bet that I can do it. I'd probably get it done in about 40 minutes which means I would probably be standing there laughing at you while you watch me do it.
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> There is a machine out there made by Summit Gaming called a MegaPlex. It's a multi-game machine with poker, keno and line games. There are no hold buttons for video poker. All you have is a deal/draw button and the game is autohold. On super turbo speed it's like a flash. You just keep tapping that deal/draw button and you can do about 100 hands per minute. However, the autohold is only about 90% accurate. It steers you away from royals, joker royals, and straight flushes. But if I could get up a decent enough bet....
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> Now for the worst royal draught horror story I've ever heard-told to me by Doug Reul. When quarter Draw Till U Win (103.2%) showed up at O'Sheas he went 19 cycles and $12,000 stuck before he hit his first royal. The other players were hitting royals right along and his worst nightmare was they were gonna pull the game before he got back in the black. It took him a whole week to get back in the black (royal frequency is 9700). So it looks like they gaffed him and then they reverse gaffed him.
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Note to vpFree Administrator: You need to add "RG" to the vpFree Acronyms Section. REVERSE GAFF!
