There was a hotel just north of the Riviera. Can't remember the name. One night a hustler is walking down the boulevard. He see's Nick The Sick jumping out of a hotel room window. All Nick had on was an unbuttoned shirt. But he had his pants and shoes in his hand. Nick hit the ground, got his pants and shoes on a quickly as he could (he didn't even tie the shoes) and hightailed it down the boulevard.
The next time the hustler ran into Nick he says:
"Nick, whats up with jumping out of hotel windows?"
"Oh, that?" says Nick. "I gave a hooker a phony casino chip. Her pimp came bangin' on the door screamin' he was gonna kill me. I thought he was gonna knock the door down. I had to get the hell outta there!"
"Where'd you get the fake chip, Nick?"
"Gamblers General Store."
