Walk into the old Mystic Lodge way south on Boulder Hwy last night to check out their video poker.
First thing I notice is their sign. At first I think some light bulbs are burnt out. But nope, they did it on purpose, must be new owners. It was Mytic Lodge Casino, and they just took down the "stic" and left the "My". lol Why get a new sign? Makes sense, if you're cutting costs. (or just cheap)
First thing I see on the left is a bank of progressives. Wonderful. I check the paytables. 6-5 Bonus, 8-5 Double Double, 9-6-4 Double, 7-5 JoB, beautiful!
To make a long story short, it's the same paytables everywhere. I go to the bar, same stuff, but the jackpot is $1199 on everything. I ask the bartender, an obvious Harvard graduate, "All the jackpots are static, they're all the same?" And she says, "What's all the same?" Now I get a little pissed. I say, "What do you mean 'what's the same?' The jackpots, didn't I just say 'the jackpots'? They're ALL THE SAME? What did you think I meant by "They're static, all the same?" Was it a difficult question?
I guess I had been up a long time and a little impatient. I'm usually not an a-hole like that. Well, maybe 45% of the time I am.
So she says, "Oh, this is the $1199 side, you want the regular jackpots on the other side". Ok, I go look, and it's about $1300 for the royal, and SAME exact crappy paytables. Good bye, have a nice day. Looking forward to your bankruptcy notice.
AND WHERE ARE THE CUSTOMERS?!!! I can't believe there's only two or three people playing in this joint. I mean, where is everybody?
HELLO! IT'S A COMPETITIVE GAMING MARKET! DUH!
IDIOTS!
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