CONTEST ENTRY
TWO COUNTRY HICS AND PROBABILITY THEORY AT WORK
Jim Bob and Billy Bob were sitting at the counter drinking coffee at the Yall Come Back Restaurant in Sebastopol, Mississippi.
Jim Bob looks over at Billy Bob and says
"Wall, ya know, Billy Bob, Ima gonna marry Melissa Sue."
Billy Bob thinks a minute then looks over at Jim Bob and says
"Wall, I don't know that I'd do that, Jim Bob. She's a been with just 'bout ever man in Se-BAS-ta-pool."
Jim Bob thinks it over then looks back over at Billy Bob and says
Yeah, but ya know what, Billy Bob, Se-BAS-ta-pool ain't all that big a town.
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